December 15, 2019 Airing out the Dirty Laundry

Sheriff’s Command Staff

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Sheriff Ron Freeman

 

Ronnie H. Freeman

Personality: Dunce

Code Name: The Donkey

Strengths: Lying on his resume

Weakness: Integrity, Math

Most Likely too:Be unemployed

 

Chief Deputy Grady D. Sandford

Personality: Love-able sidekick

Code Name: The Cute one 

Strengths: Good looks

Weakness: Ron Freeman, snack cakes

Most Likely too: Be the senior of the month in AARP magazine

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Major Thomas K Patton
Major Thomas K Patton

 

Major Thomas K Patton

Personality: Papa Bear

Code Name: The Teller

Strengths: Fiance

Weakness: Bladder

Most Likely too: Retire

Major Joseph Felton Perkins

Personality: Awkward, 

Code Name: The Weasel 

Strengths: Nothing

Weakness: Anything over 10 lbs

Most Likely too: Voted Off Survivor


Major Deanne Cash

Personality: Spice Girl 

Code Name:The Hall monitor

Strengths: Can out smart the boys

Weakness:Nothing

Most Likely too: Be the next Sheriff

Chuck Smith

Personality:Bird Man

Code Name:Nature boy Ric Flair Whoooa

Strengths: Being a good human

Weakness: Pepsi

Most Likely too:Save a life, no matter how small.

Eric Silveus

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Bill Franco

Personality:None

Code Name:The Eagle

Strengths: Strong Neck

Weakness:Social cues

Most Likely too: Prank call the sheriff 

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Benjamin A. Finley 

Personality:  Super Freak

Code Name:The Sleaze

Strengths: Texting women that are not his wife

 Weakness:Behaving

Most Likely too: Be on the sex offender registry

Eric Silveus

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Jody Chapman

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James Poe

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Johnathon Neville

Personality: Doorknob

Code Name: Here’s Johnny

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Weakness:Nothing

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Donnie Davies 

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Gus Seams

Gus Sesam

Personality: Sour Patch

Code Name: Chief talk a lot

Strengths: Can tell a story about a story.

Weakness:Missing his mid afternoon nap

Most Likely too: Wear open toed sandals with socks

Rich Wiggins

Personality: Two Face (like the joker)

Code Name:Mr. No Hair don’t care

Strengths: Bandwagon Captain

Weakness:Loyalty

Most Likely too: Bend over for career advancement

Scotty Spriggs

Personality: Happy

Code Name:The Hall monitor

Strengths: Being neutral 

Weakness:Nothing

Most Likely too: Bring his own BBQ sauce to a company picnic

Brent Weeks

Personality:None

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Bill Loring

Personality:None

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Michael McCarron

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Rob Heagerty

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Andrew Kalin

Personality: Ogler

Code Name:Lurch

Strengths: simple math

Weakness: anything involving common sense

Most Likely too: Lose to “Are you smarter than a 3rd grader”

Eric Silveus

Personality:None

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Freeman’s Hall of Shame

Ted Paxton

Ted Paxton

Personality: Bernie Sanders crazy

Code Name:Beer is insulin 

Strengths: The ability to hold onto a lie

Weakness:Beer

Most Likely too: Believe it is always happy hour

Chris Barrett

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Todd Maloney

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Frank Augustus Huggins

Personality:Predator

Code Name:Stop his viagra

Strengths: The Ability compete with himself on how stupid he can be

Weakness: Women that don’t want him

Most Likely too: Get tased in prison and thrown in the hole for pinching a nurses ass